if you've ever seen kelly's text msg break up video, you'll appreciate this. but if you've ever worked on a text analysis, you will also appreciate this. the part of me will be played by me. the part of text analysis is played by will mcgrath. (and this is an actual transcription of said break-up w/ t.a.)
me: text analysis, we're breaking up. i've spent too much of my life on you.
text analysis: baby wait! i can change. just give me one more chance. i... i love you.
me: no! i've heard this all before. i'm tired of being the only one who works on this relationship.
t.a.: me me me! that's all you were ever intersted in!
me: true, the text was amazing, but you were only ever interested in my body, not in my mind! i'm through!
p.s. i'm done!!!!